[NSFW] A man, a dog, and a pig wash up on a deserted island.

They’re there for several years, until one day the man gets desperate, takes off his trousers, and tries to mount the pig. The dog, however, starts growling at him and baring its teeth, so he stops. A few weeks later he tries again, but this time the dog bites him on the arm until he stops.

Later, a beautiful woman washes up on the beach. The man nurses her back to health and provides her food. One day, she asks if there’s anything she can do for him.”

“Anything?”

“Anything.”

“Well there was one thing.”

“Oh? What was it?”

“Can you take that fucking dog for a walk?”

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