[NSFW] A little person hits it off with a blonde at a party.

An exceptionally short, but good looking man was chatting up a tall, leggy blonde at a party.

Woman: This is you’re lucky night. I’ve never been with a midget and want to cross it off my list. Let’s go back to my place.

Man: Absolutely, just one thing. I can only have sex with the lights off.

She agrees and they go back to her place. There’s just a bit of foreplay before he crawls down her, planting kisses along the way. He gets between her legs and she feels the largest penis she’s ever had in her life thrust into her.

Woman: Oh God! That’s so huge!

Man: If you like that, wait until I get the other leg in.

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