[NSFW] A doctor is giving a tour of a local hospital

One day a public health official goes to visit a local hospital. The doctor is giving them a tour around the hospital, bragging about what an outstanding reputation it has. He claims that they are the leading hospital in treating rare disorders and afflictions.

As the doctor and visitor pass by a patient’s room, they sae a man furiously masturbating. He has no blanket covering him, nor privacy curtain drawn. To the amazement of the visitor, the nurse in the room proceeds to go about checking his vitals and chart as of nothing was out of the ordinary.

“My god!” Gasped the visitor “What is that man doing!?”

The doctor quickly flipped through his notes. “Oh, you see, this man has an incredibly rare disorder where if he stops masturbating, his heart will explode.”

“Oh my,” said the visitor “that poor man. What a terrible life to lead.”

With that, they continue down the hall until they happen across another room with the door wide open. The man inside is laying back in bliss while a pretty young nurse is enthusiastically sucking his dick.

“Oh my god!” Screams the visitor “What on earth is going on here? This is completely unacceptable!”

Once again, the doctor flips through his notes. “Oh. You see, this patient has the same disorder as the last one, but his health insurance is significantly better.”

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