[NSFW] A boy visited his grandparents.

His grandpa takes him fishing. They are out on the water when grandpa pulls out a cigar. The boy says, “Hey grandpa, can I have one?”

Grandpa says, “Can your dick touch your ass?”

The boy says, “No”

Grandpa says, “Well, then you can’t have one.”

Later on, Grandpa pulls out a beer. The boys says, “Hey Grandpa, can I have one?”

Grandpa says, “If your dick can’t touch your ass, you’re not old enough.”

They continue fishing, and later on they are eating lunch when the boy pulls out some cookies. Grandpa says, “Hey, can I have one of those?”

The boy says, “Can your dick touch your ass?”

Grandpa says, “Yeah!”

The boy says, “Then go fuck yourself. Grandma made these cookies for me.”

Sorry if repost. Never seen it on Reddit before.

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