NSFW A boy and his grandfather are fishing

Grandpa cracks open a beer. The boy asks for a sip. “Can your dick touch your ass?” asks Grandpa. “Well, no,” says the boy. “Then no.” Later, Grandpa lights a cigar. “Can I try?” asks the boy. “Can your dick touch your ass?” “No,” says the boy. “Then no.” After dinner, the boy is eating Oreos. Grandpa comes up and asks for one. “Can your dick touch your ass?” asks the boy. “Actually it can.” Grandpa says smugly. “Then you can go fuck yourself. Grandma said these are my Oreos.”

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