Not Here To Swim…

My uncle Mike owns hundreds of acres of land. In a back corner of that land there is a small lake surrounded by peach trees. One day he decides he’ll pick some peaches and relax by the water. So he grabs a peach bucket and starts toward the lake. As he gets closer he hears women screaming and thinking something is wrong he sprints to the lake but to his surprise he finds three girls skinny-dipping. As soon as he gets to the shore the three girls see him and swim to the middle of the lake. They yell, “You’re not coming in and we’re not coming out until you leave.” So thinking fast he holds up the bucket and says, “I’m not here to swim. I’m here to feed the alligators!”

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