North Korea: Kim Jong-Un announced at a news conference that North Korea would be landing a man on the sun within 10 years.

A startled reporter shouted, “But the sun is thousands of degrees Celsius. No one can get within 10 million miles of the sun!”

The audience was stunned at the reporter’s brazen challenge and the room fell into a long silence. But instead of having the reporter arrested, Kim calmly replied, “We will land at night.”

The gathering and everyone in North Korea watching on television broke into thunderous applause.

Back in Washington, Donald Trump and his staff were watching. When Trump heard Kim’s remarks he sneered.

“What an idiot. Everybody knows there’s no sun at night.” His staff broke into thunderous applause.

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