Non-kosher Rabbi

One day, an old rabbi decides that he wants to try pork, forbidden in the Torah. But, because he’s the rabbi, he can’t risk being seen by anyone in his congregation. So he decides to take a vacation. He buys his tickets, flies out to Brazil, finds an expensive restauraunt and orders the roast pork. As he’s waiting, however, a couple from his congregation walks into the same restauraunt. They instantly recognize him, come up to him, and just as they’re saying hello, the Rabbi’s pork is brought out: a giant pig on massive platter with a big red apple in it’s mouth. As it’s placed in front of him, to the shock of the couple, the Rabbi exclaims: “My goodness…so this is how they serve apples here!”

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