Ninety-five year old virgin

Ninety-five year old Caroline died a virgin. Her last request stated that her headstone should read: “Here lies Caroline, born a virgin, died a virgin” The stone-cutter had a busy day, and made a shorter version, reading: “Caroline, returned unopened”

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