Never assume what your friends have been up to

Three ducks walk into a bar. Bar man asks the first duck: “What’s your name, and how was your day?” The duck replies: “It’s Huey and it’s been great, I’ve been in and out of puddles all day. Give me a beer, please”.

The bar man asks the second duck the same, “It’s Dewey, and I’ve also been in and out of puddles all day. Give me a beer, please”.

Finally he turns to the third duck: “so you must be Louie?”

“No” she replies, “I’m Puddles. And don’t ask. Just give me a whiskey, neat.”

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