Naughty Nuns

4 Nuns travelling in a car get into an accident and die. They each arrive at the pearly gates where they are greeted by Saint Peter.
He tells them all that they’ve lived a good life and are welcome in but only if they honestly answer his question.

“Have you ever touched a penis since you became a Nun”? he asked the first one.

She thought hard and confessed “Yes…. just once, with this finger”

“Very Well, wash that finger in this bowl of holy water and you may enter”.

He asked the second Nun “Have you ever touched a penis since you became a Nun”?

She thought and said “Yes… with this hand”.

“Very well, wash your hand in the bowl and then you may enter”.

He looks to the third Nun and says “Have you ever tou…..”

Just then, the fourth Nun pushes passed the third and says “HEY, if you think I’m going to gargle that after she sticks her ass in it, you’re fucking crazy”.

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