My work is fucking horrible.

Its mostly the people that work there:

First we have this dumb bitch. She is constantly conplaining about this and that. She is an 11/10 and cant solve a simple problem to save her fucking life. She is dumber than a box of rocks and i hate that i have an enormous crush on her.

Next we have this chick that’s the complete opposite. She is a 0/10 and i cant stand her smart ass comments and talk. She is so smart i dont understand why she is still with us because she can literally be anything she wants (except a prostitute).

Then there’s this 22 year old stoner. He dresses like a hippy from the 60’s and cant grow a beard anywhere else on his face other than on his chin. He is constantly stoned before work, during work, and after work. He is constantly fucking hungry and requires multiple trips for food to keep him satisfied every day.

But the real best part is the FUCKING DOG that this stoner brings. He’s a huge dog that is probably fucking dying from the second hand smoke. The dog whines and cries all the fucking time like he’s trying to say something.

So anyway, i drive these dumb asses around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

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