My wisdom will kill me one day

I went to the liquor store yesterday on my bicycle, bought a bottle of whisky and put it in the bicycle basket

As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank all the whisky before I cycled home.

Finally, it turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.

Imagine what would have happened to the bottle!….

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