My wife!

Husband comes home drunk, breaks plates, vomits and falls down on the floor. Wife pulls him up, and cleans everything. Next day, when he gets up, he expects her to be very angry with him, while still praying they don’t have a fight, he finds a note on the table. Note says:” Honey! Your favorite breakfast is ready on the table, I had to rush to the market to shop for items for your lunch and dinner, I’ll come running back to you soon my love, I love you darling!” Husband is shocked and asks son, ” What happened last night?” Son replied: “When Mom pulled you to bed and tried removing your boots and shirt, you were dead drunk, and you said: “Hey LADY! Leave me alone ! I’m married! And I love my wife!”

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