My wife was in the height of labour. Screaming in agony as I mopped her brow. She turned to me and grabbed my hand. Her face scrunched up and staring deep into my eyes, she let out a hiss and shouted, “THIS IS ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT!!”

I smiled and calmly replied, “Well if you remember rightly, I wanted to do you up the arse but you said it’d be too painful”

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