My wife came home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear..

I asked her, “Why are you so happy?”

She said, “The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old.”

“Oh yeah?” I quipped. “What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?”

She said, “Your name never came up in the conversation.”

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