My wife and I were watching “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” in bed.

I asked if she want to have sex. She said no. I asked, “Is that your final answer?” She didn’t even look at me this time and said, “Yes..” I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.” And that’s how to turn a wife into an ex-wife.

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