My wife and I were on honeymoon at Australia last week.

I called up the Aussie helpline as we had a problem

“Aussie helpline, what’s the problem?”

“Well, my wife and I were swimming yesterday, and a jellyfish stung her in her… uhm, lady parts. Anything we can do?”

“Ah, bummer mate”

“Perfect! I hadn’t thought about that, thanks!”

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