I was walking to the bedroom with a 20-ounce drink. My son was hiding behind the wall and said “boo”. He asked “were you scared?” I told him “no, but what if I were and spilled this drink all over myself?” He said “then that would be on you”. I told him “nice pun”. He still doesn’t get it.
- You’ve heard of Murphy’s law right?
- I asked this hot girl her New Years resolution