Mom and I, her 27-year-old son, had had an argument about my clothes. She pointed to a hole in my shirt and said, “There’s a big hole in your shirt!” I responded, “Yeah? Well there’s a big hole in your face and dumb things keep coming out of it,” pointing to her mouth. Without a pause, she snaps back, “Not nearly as dumb as the thing that fell out of my other hole 27 years ago.”
- Taipan! A game based on the China trade of the 1800s.
- Three blondes are walking through a forest