My mate is shagging twins who both like it up the arse….

I told him he was a lucky bastard, and asked ‘how do you tell them apart?’

He replied ‘that’s easy, sally has massive tits and a nice shaved pussy, and Derek has a moustache with big hairy bollocks!’

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