“I have some good news and I have some bad news.”
“I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first,” I said.
My lawyer said: “Your wife invested $5,000 in 2 pictures today that she figured were worth a minimum of $5 million!!!”
“Well done, very good news indeed! You’ve just made my day – now what’s the bad news??” I replied enthusiastically
“The pictures are of you shagging your secretary,” he said.