Two Jewish guys are walking along when one notices a sign on a Catholic Church that says, “Convert to Christianity and we’ll give you 100$.” The one says “should we do it?” and the other guy says “NO! are you crazy?” The first guy replies, “Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars…. I’m gonna do it!” So he walks in the church, and then a while later he comes back out. The friend says, “Well? Did you get the money?” Then the other says, “Oh is that all you people think about?”
- A man with 3 girlfriends is trying to figure out which one of them to marry.