My grandpa was telling me about when he used to hunt tigers.

He said, “this one time I was alone in the jungle when out of the bushes, right in front of me, a huge tiger leaped out suddenly and went RRROOOOAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!! Kid, you won’t believe it, I shat myself.”

I raised my eyebrows. “You bet I believe it, I’d have shat myself too if that happened to me.”

“That’s not what I mean goddamnit, go fetch me some toilet paper.”

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