My grandfather told me this one

Doctor: “so tell me, how did you burn your ear?”

Patient: “I was ironing my clothes and the phone rang, and instead of picking up the phone I put the iron to my ear”

Doctor: “so how did your other ear burn?”

Patient: “well I had to call an ambulance didn’t I?”

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