Two guys are drinking in the restaurant atop the Space Needle on a windy day.
Man 1: You… You know… When it is this windy, you can jump off the edge, and the wind will blow you back on.
Man 2: Bull.
Man 1: No man, I’m telling you. The wind just blows you back on. Here, let me show you.
The two men drunkily sneak outside and stand on the edge. When another gust comes, the first man leaps off the edge. He floats in the wind for a moment, and sure enough, the wind whips him back onto the ledge.
Man 2: I gotta try this!
He takes a running leap from the edge and plummets straight to his death.
Afterwards, the police are investigating the scene and the Chief of Police goes up to the first man.
Chief: You know, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk Superman.