My daughter asked if I am going to die someday…
I said “Don’t worry sweetheart. I promise I’ll be alive for the rest of my life.”
- What’s the difference between a Pakistani wedding party and an Al-Qaeda training camp?
- Main Course – You are a SoMorph; an alien that is two foot tall, purple, with tentacles and a single, central eye. You wake up trapped on a human ship with a hangover and you want to go home.