My Christian friend keeps asking me to go to church and I keep refusing.

Friend: Why won’t you go to church with me? he asked.

Me: Well you see, I’m Jewish and going to church isn’t something we do.

Friend: Well, you just haven’t found Jesus yet.

Me: Oh no, that’s not it. we definitely found him…

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