Mushrooms

A man walks into a bar and sits down.

The bartender asks “What’ll it be?”

Man says “Whiskey… leave the bottle.”

“You got it, everything alright?”

“I just became a widower for the 3rd time”

“Oh god, pal! I’m so sorry! You seem so young, can I ask what happened?”

“My 1st wife accidentally ate some poisonous mushrooms”

“Damn! That’s rough! Sorry, bud. What about the 2nd?”

“She somehow ate from the same bad batch of mushrooms.”

“Holy shit! I can’t believe that! You must feel miserable! What about the most recent wife?”

“Well, she was different, her head was suddenly bashed in with a shovel.”

“What the fuck? How the hell did that happen??”

“Bitch didn’t like mushrooms”

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