Mother wanted to find her idiot son a job, and of course the police station was the first location to try.
She said “My son is a real idiot, he would be a great policeman”. The chief looked at him and said “I, don’t know.. doesn’t seem that dumb to me…”
The mother turned to her son and told him: “Sweetie, go look for mommy outside”.
The son went outside and returned in five minutes saying “Mom, there’s no mom outside”.
The policeman laughed and said “Ha! What an idiot! He could have just looked out through the window!”