She sees them getting ready for dinner. It’s a feast, beef Wellington, shrimp, twice baked potatoes, wine, champagne, and a million different desserts.
Just then God came by and asked, “Are you hungry? I’m making tuna fish sandwiches if you’d like one.”
MT: “Um, ok, sure.”
The next day she does the same thing. Another incredible meal is being laid out. Lobster Newburg, all sorts of game, and even bananas Foster. She had always wondered what that would taste like.
God: “Hey, I’m opening another can of tuna, want a sandwich?”
MT: “I don’t mean to complain, I really don’t. But they are having exquisite meals down in hell, wouldn’t it be nice to have something like that?”
God: “Well, I guess we could make a big meal but it would be kind of a waste since it’s just the two of us up here.”