Mother Superior is in the convent, when she hears a knock at the door. She opens the door and is shocked to see two leprechauns standing at the threshold, hats in hand. The first leprechaun speaks, “Mother Superior, would you be having any leprechaun nuns in this convent?”

“No, my son. We have no leprechaun nuns in this convent.”

“And mother, do you have any leprechaun nuns in all of Ireland?”

“No my son, I don’t believe there’s a single leprechaun nun in the whole church!”

The first leprechaun rounds on his companion and shouts, “AH TOL’ YE YOU’D BEEN FOOKIN’ A PENGUIN!”

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