More songs that need to be banned for Christmas

Since some folks have decided that “Baby it’s Cold Outside” should be banned and pulled from radio playlists, we feel that these other holiday songs must also be removed as they are offensive as well.

  1. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus: subjecting minors to softcore porn; infidelity

  2. The Christmas Song: Open fire? Pollution. Folks dressed up like Eskimos? Cultural appropriation

  3. Holly Jolly Christmas: Kiss her once for me? Unwanted advances. Slavery of women

  4. White Christmas? Racist

  5. Santa Claus is Coming to Town: Sees you when you’re sleeping? Knows when you’re awake? Peeping Tom stalker

  6. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Bullying

  7. It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas: gender-specific gifts: dolls for Janice and Jen and boots and pistols for Barney and Ben – (a twofer: guns and bigotry)

  8. Santa Baby: objectifies women, blackmail

  9. Frosty the Snowman: Why not a snow woman?

  10. Do You Hear What I Hear: blatant disregard for the hearing impaired

  11. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas: Make the yuletide GAY? Wow, just wow

  12. Jingle Bell Rock: Giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet: animal abuse

  13. Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer: Come on the name says it all! Reckless driving, attempted murder, elder abuse!

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