Moral of the story

There was a fly buzzing over a lake. In this lake was a fish. This fish was thinking to himself, “Man, if that fly would come down 6 inches, I could jump up and eat that fly.”

Behind a bush near the lake sat a bear. The bear looked at the fish, then at the fly, then back at the fish, and then finally the fly. He thought to himself, “If the fly came down 6 inches, that fish would jump up to eat it and i could catch that fish!”.

Little did the bear know, a hunter was lurking in the shadows, and he had his sights set on the bear. He saw the bear watching the fish, and the fish watching the fly. He thought to himself, “Man! If that fly over there came down 6 inches the fish would jump to eat the fly and that bear will try and catch that fish, and Ill be able to shoot me a bear!”

While the hunter kept his sights locked onto the bear, waiting for his moment, a delicious cheese sandwich sat unattended in his lunchbox he so foolishly left open. A mouse has caught onto this delicious sight. He glanced at the hunter to look for an opening, noticing him setting his sights on the bear. He then looked at the fish the bear was staring at and noticed the fly buzzing above the fish. He thought to himself, “Man! If that fly came down 6 inches, that fish would jump up to eat it, the bear would catch the fish, and the hunter would go after the bear! Then I could have this delicious sandwhich.

The mouse, ever so fascinated by such a gourmet meal, had not noticed the cat hiding above him in the tree. The cat crouched down, ready to pounce, watching the mouse watch the hunter, the hunter watching the bear, the bear watching the fish, and the fish watching the fly, and thought to himself, “Man! If that fly came down 6 inches, that fish would jump up to eat it, the bear would catch the fish, the hunter would go for the bear, the mouse would try and steal the sandwich, and I can catch me a mouse!”

Well, a few minutes passed, and the fly lowered 6 inches. The fish immediately jumps out of the water and catches the fly. The bear lunges from out behind the bush and tries to grab the fish. BAM! The hunter shoots the bear and runs in to confirm his kill. The mouse sees this and makes a mad dash for the sandwich. The cat crouches down and leaps for the mouse, missing and landing face first into the lake.

Moral of the story?

When a fly comes down 6 inches a pussy gets wet.