Mom, what’s a pussy?

“Mom, what’s a pussy?,” the boy asks.

The mom gets a little flustered and abruptly answers. “A cat! It’s a cat, sweetie.”

“Mom, what’s a bitch?”

Again, caught off guard but with only slight hesitation, the mother answers, “A dog. It’s a dog, sweetie.”

Having a feeling that he’s not getting the whole story, he goes to ask dad.

“Dad, what’s a pussy?”

Dad pulls out a nude photo of a woman. He circled the area. “You see what’s inside the circle? That’s a pussy, son.”

“Dad, what’s a bitch?”

“Everything outside the circle, son.”

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