Mickey Mouse is in the middle of a nasty divorce from Minnie Mouse.

Mickey Mouse is in the middle of a nasty divorce from Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation.

“I’m sorry Mickey, but I can’t legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane,” said the judge.

Mickey replied, “I didn’t say she was mentally insane, I said that she’s f***ing Goofy!”

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