Merkel, Putin and Obama are at a conference

when they decide to go outside for some fresh air and talk.

Together they stroll along the coast, as Obama suddendly starts to brag: “Our nuclear submarines can stay underwater for days, without ever needing to emerge!”

Putin smirks and encouters: “Is nothing amerikansky, our nuclear submarines can stay underwater for almost 2 weeks!”

Not being able to add to the conversation, Merkel just stared around and whistled a humble tune, when suddendly, a submarine emerged just a short distance from the coastline.

In surprise, Obama, Putin and Merkel halted and looked towards the submarine. They were able to see an elderly man climb out of the hatch whom proceeded to shout: ” Heil Hitler, we need gasoline!”

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