Meeting Her Parents NSFW

A man is at a dealership looking to buy a new motorcycle and he finds the perfect one. The salesman mentions that the only issue is that the motorcycle gets rusty in the rain and he should apply some lubricant to the bike if he sees that it is raining, but it’s such a good price, he doesn’t care and gets it anyway.

Later that day, the man gets a call from his girlfriend. She says that they’re having dinner at her parents house, in which he responds, “Perfect! We can ride their on my new mortorcyle.”

A few hours go by and they are about to start eating. His girlfriend mentions before eating that her and her parents play this game where the first one to talk at the dinner table has to do the dishes. The man laughs and says, “Okay, that sounds fun.”

About thirty minutes into dinner no one has said a word and the man thinks, I hate dishes, there’s no way I’m about to do all of these. So of course, he starts having sex with his girlfriend at the dinner table, but still, not a word from either parent.

The man thinks to himself Holy shit, they aren’t messing around. He then grabs his girlfriends mom and starts having sex with her at the dinner table, but even still…nothing.

After he quits having sex with his girlfriends mom, he glances out the window and notices it’s starting to sprinkle and remembers that he has to apply the lubricant to his bike.

He pulls the lube out of his pocket, but before he can even start walking to the door, her dad yells, “FINE, I’LL DO THE DISHES!”

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