Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. She usually slept through the entire class. One day, her teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, Mary…. who created the universe?” When Mary didn’t answer, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. “GOD ALMIGHTY!” Shouted Mary. “Very good!” The teacher responded. And Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary “Who is our Lord and Savior??” But Mary didn’t stir from her slumber. Again, Johnny jabbed the pin in her rear. “JESUS CHRIST!” Mary shouted. “Very good!” The teacher responded and Mary went back to sleep. Another while later, the teacher said, “Mary, what did Eve say to Adam after their 23rd child?” Again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time, Mary stood up and shouted “IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I AM GOING TO BREAK IT IN HALF!!!!”
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