Marital Misunderstanding

It’s 4.00am. A man comes stumbling home and bursts drunk into his bedroom. He’s totally dishevelled, stinks of booze and has a goat tucked under his arm. His wife sits up with a shriek and shouts:

“How dare you come home in that condition! And what’s that thing under your arm?”

Her husband looks at her and says:

“This is the pig I sleep with when you’re having one of your headaches.”

“You idiot. That’s not a pig it’s a goat!”

“Don’t interrupt me when I’m talking to my goat.”

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