Maria, a maid, asks her boss for a raise.

Her boss is annoyed and asks, “Now, Maria, why do you think you deserve a raise?” Maria: ‘Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an raise. First, I iron better than you.’ Wife: ‘Who said you iron better than me?’ Maria: ‘Your husband said so.’ Wife: ‘Oh.’ Maria: ‘The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.’ Wife: ‘Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?’ Maria: ‘Your husband did.’ Wife: ‘Oh.’ Maria: ‘My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..’ The wife is obviously upset: ‘Did my husband say that ?’ Maria: ‘No, Señora, the gardener did.’ Wife: ‘So, how much do you want?’

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