Man hunts in a nearby forest and one day a bear appears

He aims at the bear, takes a shot but somehow bear survives, so it rushes at the man and fucks him in the ass.

The man gets mad, so the next day he gets a bigger gun, goes to the same forest, finds the bear,takes a shot but the bear still manages to survive, rushes at the man and fucks him in the ass.

Now the man is even angrier, so he spends lots of money on even a bigger gun, goes to the same forest, finds the bear,takes a shot but the bear still manages to fucking survive, rushes at the man and fucks him in the ass.

Over one month, every day the man keeps upgrading the gun but the bear keeps surviving and fucking him in the ass, until finally when he had enough, the man gets a rocket launcher.

He enters the forest, sees the bear. Takes aim, blasts it with a rocked but the bear miraculously still survives. It approaches the speechless man,as he gets ready for another ass pounding and says: “You don’t come to this forest to hunt,do you buddy?”

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