Man goes to a Halloween party in nothing but his underwear and a woman strapped to his back.
His friend sees him and says, “Hey, what are you meant to be?”
“Oh, I’m dressed as a turtle” he replies
His friend responds, “A turtle? How are you a turtle? Who’s that woman on your back?”
The man replies, “oh, that’s just Michelle”
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