Man goes for a run, but not for a reason you may think.

Rick: “Honey, I’m home!”

Wife: “Oh my, you’re certainly sweating a lot! Did you finally go for a run?”

Rick: “That’s right, but-“

Wife: “I’m so proud of you! You should go running more often-“

Rick: “But-“

Someone knocks on the door.

Wife: “Who is it?”

The door opens as Rick hides. A woman is at the door

Woman: “Is Rick here?”

Wife: “Yes, that’s right.”

Woman: “He’s a big fat liar. He said he’d never give me up and never let me down but the moment I told him we were having a baby he ran around and deserted me.”

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