Mama and Papa Bear are getting divorced…

and the Judge is asking Baby Bear who he wishes to live with. “So, is it Mama or Papa?” the Judge asks. “Mama and Papa beat me,” says Baby Bear. “Well do you have any other relatives?” asked the Judge. “I have an uncle in Chicago,” replies Baby Bear. “Does he beat you too?” asks the Judge. “Naww,” says Baby Bear. “The Chicago Bears don’t beat anybody.”

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