[Long] Blonde girl comes home from school

A blonde girl comes home from school today and tells her mother that she was the only one in class to be able to recite the alphabet as far as the letter ‘Q’. Her mother smiles and says, ‘ Well, that’s because you’re blonde’. The girl continues and tells her that in Math class, she was the only one who could count as high as 25. Again, her mother smiles and repeats, ‘Well, that’s because you’re blonde’. Feeling good, the girl continues and says that during gym class, while she was changing, she noticed that she had the biggest breasts of all of the girls in her class. The girl then asks, ‘Is that because I’m blonde?’ To which the mother replied, ‘No dear, it’s because you’re 16 and still in 2nd grade.’

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