One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, Sandy, who created the universe?”
When Sandy didn’t stir, little Bobby, seated behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
“GOD ALMIGHTY!” shouted Sandy and the teacher said, “Very good” and Sandy fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher notices Sandy with her head down again and asks, “Who is our Lord and Saviour,” But, she didn’t even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Bobby came to the rescue and stuck her again.
“JESUS CHRIST!” shouted Sandy and the teacher said again, “very good,” and again Sandy fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Sandy a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?”
And again, Bobby jabbed her with the pin.
This time Sandy jumped up and shouted:
“IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I’LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!!”