“Class, I’m going to give you a famous quotation, and if you can tell me who said it, I’ll give you the day off on Monday.
“The first one is, ‘Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.’ Who said that one?”
Little Johnny’s hand shoots up immediately, but the teacher calls on Little Stevie. Little Stevie says, “That was John F. Kennedy, ma’am.”
“That’s right, Little Stevie. You may take the day off on Monday.”
Little Stevie replies, “Actually, ma’am, I’m Jewish, and we believe in education. I’ll be here on Monday.”
The teacher thanks Stevie for his dedication and then says, “Our next quotation is, ‘One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.’ Who said that one?”
Again, Little Johnny’s hand shoots straight up because he’d love a day off, but instead the teacher calls on Little Susie.
Little Susie says, “That was Neil Armstrong, teacher, but just like Stevie, I, too, am Jewish and believe strongly in education. I’ll be here ready to learn on Monday.”
From the back of the class, Little Johnny yells, “Fuck the Jews!”
The teacher whips her head around and shouts, “Who said that?!”
Little Johnny replies, “Adolf Hitler. See ya Tuesday.”