Little Johnny’s neighbours had a baby boy born with no ears

Johnny’s mom warns “Now listen Johnny, we are visiting the neighbours but you must not mention the baby’s ears”. After 10 minutes of staring at the new baby in his crib, Johnny says “Is his eyesight ok?” The baby’s mother says “It’s perfect” Johnny replied “Just as well, he’d be fucked if needed glasses”

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