Little Johnny strikes again.

So Johnny tells Mom. “I was at the Playground and I saw Daddy’s car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy” At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, “Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for when we’re having Dinner. I want to see the look on Daddy’s face when you tell it tonight.” At the Dinner Table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story. “Well, I was at the Playground, and I saw Daddy’s car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I followed them to see what they were doing, and then I saw how Daddy gave Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take off his pants, and then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Jack used to do when Daddy was in the Army.” Then Mom fainted.

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